These Jordan de Ruiter Ariana Shorts are ridiculous (in a good way). Are they underwear? Are they a bathing suit bottom? Are they booty shorts? Who cares. They’re made in Canada and they’re sexy as eff. Get yourself a pair of these bad boys (or bad girls or bad whatever-you-want-them-to-be because gender is fluid) and rock the crap out of them indoors and then outdoors if the weather permits. Whenever that may be since this country is at the mercy of Mother Nature.